mat, built for sin, blogs wildly

There's not a lot to say about me, except I'm not a lot of things, but I am lots of other things. I'm totally jonesing for a chickparm.
Feb 09
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Science flies you to the moon; religion flies you into buildings
Victor Stenger
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Jan 27
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I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
— John Mayer
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Jan 24
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If there is hope for THE TOTE, there is hope for us

I feel like during my teenage years, whenever there was something to protest about, I seem to remember our then Prime Minister John Howard and our law enforcement officials telling us that protesting is un-Australian. I think a lot of that message has stuck.

We live in a time where major challenges to our way of life are a constant threat.

Now is not the time to sit idly by, and if a strong voice can have a positive affect for something like The Tote closure, see http://j.mp/4z6bpn , then don’t you think that being vocal can actually work?!

Civilisations are born from the blood of those willing to fight the hard battles.

Our government should take dictation from US, not the other way around!

On the pressing issue of government cencorship of the Internet and media, BE AT THE PROTEST at the end of the month! Be heard!

On the liquor licensing changes destroying our live music culture, BE HEARD!

On the refusal of an R rating for games, SPEAK UP!

ON ANY ISSUE YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT, RISE UP!!!

There is NO EXCUSE for apathy!

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Jan 09
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Help Luke Win a Ute

Help RSVP find Australia’s Hottest Tradie – get honking! Friends, please get on board and help my mate Luke win!!!

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Jan 01
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I believe in a thing called Brandon

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Dec 30
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I AM AN AMERICAN!

I AM AN AMERICAN!

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Dec 29
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Such a waste of a life

(via sexysets)
Such a waste of a life

(via sexysets)

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Dec 15
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Selling Some DVDs

Make me an offer on the following, all in great condition

  • 300 (2-disc collectors ed, in slip cover with ‘Art of 300’ mini book)
  • Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
  • Magnolia (2-disc edition, 1999)
  • Innocent Blood (1992)
  • Murder at 1600 (1997)
  • The Big Hit (1998)
  • Bowfinger (1999)
  • Hell’s Kitchen NYC (dunno the year, but it’s got Angelina Jolie in it)
  • The Musketeer (dunno year)
  • Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1974)
  • Miami Ink season 1

The sole purpose of this is to get rid of anything Mia and I are doubling up on. Drop me a line if you are keen on any of them.

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Oct 30
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This is my fridge after returning from bottling night with my work. The beers taste amazing!

This is my fridge after returning from bottling night with my work. The beers taste amazing!

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Oct 24
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