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I believe in a thing called Brandon

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:21:25 +1100

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I believe in a thing called Brandon

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:37:18 +1100

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I believe in a thing called Brandon

I AM AN AMERICAN!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:28:46 +1100

I AM AN AMERICAN!

Such a waste of a life (via sexysets)

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:01:26 +1100

Such a waste of a life

(via sexysets)

Selling Some DVDs

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:45:55 +1100

Make me an offer on the following, all in great condition

300 (2-disc collectors ed, in slip cover with ‘Art of 300’ mini book)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Magnolia (2-disc edition, 1999)
Innocent Blood (1992)
Murder at 1600 (1997)
The Big Hit (1998)
Bowfinger (1999)
Hell’s Kitchen NYC (dunno the year, but it’s got Angelina Jolie in it)
The Musketeer (dunno year)
Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1974)
Miami Ink season 1

The sole purpose of this is to get rid of anything Mia and I are doubling up on. Drop me a line if you are keen on any of them.

This is my fridge after returning from bottling night with my...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:44:58 +1100

This is my fridge after returning from bottling night with my work. The beers taste amazing!

Omg si drunk.., fuck you Brunswick hotel, ear my duck ya fuck stick. So much for responsible night...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:04:55 +1100

Omg si drunk.., fuck you Brunswick hotel, ear my duck ya fuck stick. So much for responsible night out, ya leguti
Mate born fetus fuck

Asians always fall asleep on the tram. It’s probably cuz of their uncompromising work ethic...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:59:08 +1100

Asians always fall asleep on the tram. It’s probably cuz of their uncompromising work ethic http://twitpic.com/mkm60

New Mac mini came today. What a little champ! Yep, now I’m horny.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:06:18 +1100

New Mac mini came today. What a little champ! Yep, now I’m horny.

45 fucking minutes and Rowdy still won’t shit, so I can’t go to bed. All he wants to do...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:03:37 +1100

45 fucking minutes and Rowdy still won’t shit, so I can’t go to bed. All he wants to do is run and eat bark. Fuckkkk! I am exhausted.

Ladies! Just been waxed downstairs and feelin a little chilly? You need http://twitpic.com/lziuw

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:07:20 +1100

Ladies! Just been waxed downstairs and feelin a little chilly? You need http://twitpic.com/lziuw

Battlestar Galactica on bluray is… fucking amazing. Everything should be in DTS. Best drama...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:20:01 +1100

Battlestar Galactica on bluray is… fucking amazing. Everything should be in DTS. Best drama ever, hands down.

I wanna do filthy, dirty things in 1080p.

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:20:00 +1100

I wanna do filthy, dirty things in 1080p.

HILARIOUS!!!! RT @KimberlyKane: Chris Nieratko interviews Polish Metal band (Behemoth) using all...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:33:12 +1100

HILARIOUS!!!! RT @KimberlyKane: Chris Nieratko interviews Polish Metal band (Behemoth) using all Polish jokes http://tinyurl.com/yghnbbp

Just home from epic dumplings. Fuckskirts they were delicious. 16 left for lunch. Steamed tho, so...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:49:46 +1100

Just home from epic dumplings. Fuckskirts they were delicious. 16 left for lunch. Steamed tho, so all stuck together. One GIANT dumpling! :o

Dear Mr Calvin Klein. Your boxers are shit. Go fuck yourself. Mr Chesty Bond should beat you within...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:46:49 +1100

Dear Mr Calvin Klein. Your boxers are shit. Go fuck yourself. Mr Chesty Bond should beat you within an inch if your life for this atrocity!

Free computer desk, on wheels, slide out keyboard drawer, to whoever wants it...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:15:23 +1100

Free computer desk, on wheels, slide out keyboard drawer, to whoever wants it http://twitpic.com/l2qe1

That whole 'face painted black' thing

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:07:49 +1100

This isn’t short enough for a Tweet. Here’s what’s on my mind…

You fuckin douche bags that have made such an issue over Harry Connick Jr for having an OPINION that he cancelled public appearances over concerns for his safety. If this country full of such fucking ignorant bogans that this is the ways things are, really? I mean, seriously. COME ON… It’s his fucking opinion that he was ASKED for, and he gave it, and he’s turned in to a pariah over it.

Are you that ignorant to the concept of loaded meanings? The whole skit on Hey Hey would have been JUST as effective in conveying a joke about the Jacksons BY ACTING LIKE THE JACKSONS. When you paint your face black, you’re making a joke out of doing so.

Are you that ignorant to the whole civil rights movement that took place in the USA, where Connick is from? Don’t you think his opinion is going to be influenced by his home environment, and where he’s from? Do you think maybe that, considering the disgusting way that we treat our indigenous population, that we’ve been well informed about during our own schooling and social education, we should be a little more sensitive instead of rushing to defend the stupidity of a bunch of guys that did a stupid skit on Hey Hey it’s fucking Saturday?

I think you got all defensive because it was a foreigner that cast his opinion, on Hey Hey of all shows.

Personally I think everyone should be fair game for mockery, teasing, ridicule, and poking fun at without taking personal insult to it, but as a society we’re not there yet. And we won’t get there any sooner by ridiculing someone for having, and sharing, their opinion on something in a way that doesn’t hurt anyone. It could be argued that the skit itself could have been hurtful to some people. I guess unless you’re black you won’t be able to testify to that fact.

So in summary, if you are the sort of person that would shoot someone down so viciously for sharing their opinion on a topic, to the point they fear (a celeb, no less) for their own safety in public, then you’re a fucking PIECE OF SHIT.

This leads to a rant that I’ll do on another occasion regarding the overwhelming need for an Australian Human Rights act to be put in place, like the Bill of Rights in the USA, and the complacency of our generation.

My local Safeway got renamed to Woolworths. I feel less safe, instantly

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:03:05 +1000

My local Safeway got renamed to Woolworths. I feel less safe, instantly

Ommmmg so off guts WTF who what where whenever why?!

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:03:05 +1000

Ommmmg so off guts WTF who what where whenever why?!